Monday, August 31, 2009

NFL Kick Off...

    The start of the NFL season is upon us. In addition to getting men beer and food, your only other job is to look good. Don't talk, don't ask questions, be seen not heard. Go buy a jersey or a team tshirt now before the season starts, your support. Every guy loves a girl in a sports uniform.
    -HeSource URL: http://tipstrickcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/
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Nike Heels?

    This is a first for He. Never has He seen a woman wear heels with white socks. He is not even sure what to write because he is so blown away. If you thought guys in white socks and black shoes were bad, this takes it to a whole new level.
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Prince Albert...

    No man should ever be wearing this many rings. You want to wear a wedding ring, that's your decisions, but its acceptable. Wearing a ring on every finger is just plain ridiculous.
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Friday, August 28, 2009

Make it Bounce...

    He likes the layered, fluffy skirt, especially the white ones. It has a nice bounce to it. Always makes the ass look nice.

    This picture also give a clear example to any doubters that shoes that are not heels, make your legs look stumpy. Obviously this isn't a tall girl, but add some extra height to this shoes and legs will increase in goodlookiness by at least 2 full points.
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Landing Strip...

    What aren't you girls understanding about hair styling? No self respecting man wants to be walking down the street with this girl on his arm. A mohawk is probably less attractive then if the b*tch just shaved her head. Ladies keep the hair on your head there, and let it grow. None of this short sh*t, and definitely no crazy styles as seen above.
    -He
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Time for a diaper change...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Silky Smooth...

    Starting to see more and more of these silky dresses appear, and He is a big fan. Even though they appear to be loose fitting, they tend to get sucked in close to the body at the critical points. This chick was also sporting some heels with pink bottoms. He guesses she couldn't afford the red ones, but hey not everyone is perfect.
    -HeSource URL: http://tipstrickcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/
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Henna Please...

    More like Henna no thank you. Unless you are a 13 year old girl (who He still doesnt think would be interested in henna) what the hell are you doing getting a henna tattoo on the street? Gotta ask yourself, if you can still have any dignity every morning when you wake up and the dumb thing is still there. Not to mention he got some chinese lettering on his arm. Come on can you be any more cliche? Congratulations dude all the girls back home are gonna think your sooo cool because you got a fake tattoo.

    Oh and by the way, nice peace watch.
    -HeSource URL: http://tipstrickcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/
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He thought this was cool

Suffer for me...

    Well just when He thought the world couldn't get any dumber, some smuck named Ninette van Kamp goes and creates a line of lingerie called Souffrez Pour Moi meaning “Suffer for Me.”
    These garments seams, beads, and textured fabric to create temporary patterns on the skin.
    Congratulations Universe, you have stumped He again, as to why anyone would wear this crap. If any girl guys this thinking its gonna look sexy she needs to have these beads drilled into her face.
    -He
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Shoe of the Week...Charlotte Olympia

    Nina Garcia in a Time Out NYC interview confirms what He has been saying:

    "I'm all about the high heel; I think it's the sexiest accessory ever made, including lingerie...I think men respond very well to high heels. They give you a good attitude and it doesn't matter what size you are."

    Thank you Nina for confirming everything He has been preaching. Charlotte wins this weeks shoe of the week for her height, as He says, go big or go home.
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Grab on and Hold on tight...

    He has no problem with PDA, public displays of affection. But when is it to much? Here we have a full on ass grab. This guy was really into it, as He watch this guy grab that ass numerous times, he like was kneeding dough. Personally, He would grab a nice ass too if it was standing next to him. Girls like that, lets them know whose in control and that their ass is worth grabbing. When is to much to much?
    -He

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Thank you...101 Posts...

That ain't right...

    No man should ever ever ever have a woman's bag on his arm. This is isn't nineth grade physics, this is common sense. If a guy ever finds himself in the women section of a store buying something, well then there is a real problem. The pink shirt didn't help his cause either.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Thank You...Ed Hardy

    Today, He would like to thank Ed Hardy. Why you might ask? Well the answer is simple. Ed Hardy has made it easy for people everywhere to easily figure out who the dbags are in the crowd. Anyone wearing an EH shirt should be instantly removed from Planet Earth.

    Men by law are not allowed to wear anything with sparkles or shiney sh*t on them. Dragons, skulls, animals, and other men names should also be included on the list of things Men should never have on a shirt. Another thank you to EH for expanding so fast that there is now a wide variety of items to help locate these dbags; hats, shoes, bathingsuits, belts, and much more. Hell they even sell baby clothing if you want to set your child up for complete and total failure early in life.
    -He

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Happy Easter...Oh Wait?!

Feel the Rhythm...

    If you cannot hoola hoop, you did something wrong in a past life. Being this uncoordinated is no way to pick up chicks. He feels sorry for you, fool.
    -He
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Monday, August 24, 2009

New Carpet Colors...

    What a great new invention. Of course, these should only be used after reading the rules of Naked Fashion. Check out this cool product that allows you to add some color to the "hair down there"...Welcome Betty Beauty. The brown, black and blonde are dumb ones. But the other colors, He could get on board with this. Why not right? He thinks it would be pretty cool if a chick unveiled some color, it's something different. They even have green and red for the holidays, and stencils for shapes too. New and exciting stuff like this that will suprise a guy, gets bonus. Just think how could it would be if your new shoes matched the carpet.
    What color you choosing?
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Enough is Enough...

    Attention ladies, it is enough already with all the jeans shorts. He is no longer approving this look. Every f*cking girl is wearing jean shorts these last few weeks, and He is tired of it. You have become to comfortable in your jean shorts, He needs you to get back into your skirts, dresses, rompers, etc. With one official week left in summer, He is calling for all the ladies of the world to step it up, make He proud.
    -He
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Friday, August 21, 2009

Lace or Leather?

    It is one of the age old questions: Whips or Chains? Black or White? Lace or Leather? He is gonna save the first two for another time. For now let us discuss Lace vs Leather.

    With both materials making a bold return this year, He wants to know which you choose. He likes the lace, just because there are more options available for a chick to wear it. The leather look can be good, but your not gonna see it too often. Lace seems more inviting then the leather. Lace says come on over, touch me. Leather says, touch me and die. What do you think...
    -He
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No Pants Party...

    Enough already. He likes the ripped jean look, but at what point do you look at the pair of jeans your buying and decide its worthless. It's f*cking dumb girls that are keeping this economy going. Only these girls can walk into a store, and buy a pair of ripped to sh*t jeans for $150. You want to agrue that some jeans come with just a few rips, and that they are located in areas you prefer. Well, fine, you win. However, many of the girls He sees sporting this look are wearing jeans that look like they were pulled out of a tree chipper. What is the f*cking point? Might as well shorts.
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He needs more camel toe...

    Break News: While Cuchini is trying to cover up your cameltoe...The Cameltoe Cup will help enhance it.

    "If there is someone you want to know, show 'em the Toe"

    What more could a woman want? He thinks this is gonna catch on fast!
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A pig-man! Half pig, half man!

    "I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.'" - George Costanza

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

If only it was that easy...

    If "slide to unlock" worked here as easily as it does on the iphone He would be in business. But unfortunately He doesn't think it works the same way. He is willing to try, get your iP*nties.
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Skunk in the city...

    Who told this girl the dying your hair like this was a good idea? It looks like something is growing out of the top of her head. He wants to believe its a wig, but He has now seen this chick twice, it is the real dea. It's amazing how some people allow themselves to walk out of the house looking the way they do.
    -He

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Man-Card...Denied!

    A small dog might be considered an accessory for a woman, however when a man is seen with a dog this small, he deserves a good slap upside the head. Have your balls not fully descended yet? This is a disgrace to mankind. Get a real dog.
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NYC Fashion Week...

    He wants to thank everyone who has provided tickets to the shows year. However, the more the merrier, please email fashionbyhe@gmail.com with tickets that you would like to donate to He. He greatly appreciates all tickets. Any and all shows he attends will be featured here.
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Cuchi...Cuchi...Cuchi...


    Just when you thought you had seen it all. Let He introduce you to the Cuchini.

    "The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (p*nties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."

    Wow. Wow. Wow. Why is there such hate on the camel toe? These people are trying to ruin a great Ameican love. Please for the love of everything in this world, never ever buy a Cuchini. He does like the fact that they allow you to send one anonymously. That's some f*cked up sh*t.
    -He

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Shoe of the Week...Cole Haan

    Finally time for the fellas to get one on here. Not always easy for a guy to find a nice everyday brown shoe to go with a pair of jeans. Look no further, the Cole Haan "Santa Barbara" Loafer with Nike Air Technology is the big winner this week. You can trust Cole Haan, they are known for using quality leather, and with the little kids overseas building the Nike sole, you know your getting a reliable shoe.

    Another great feature is that the shoe comes in both brown and black. Buy both and be set for all different looks.
    -He
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Bad Boy for Life...

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Finally...

    Unfortunately He had to borrow this picture from (trendycrew) but it is well worth it. He has started to see more and more girls finally getting confident enough to rock out the tshirt/tank look with the bra absent. It's obvious that this girl knows what shes doing, since shes also rocking the heels. We all have nipples, no big deal. ("can you milk me focker?")

    Time for every girl to reach in deep, digg up some confidence and start sporting this look more often. Of course guys are going to stare, and probably we will get a good smile out of it. But hey, thats life, your job is to look good, our job is to stare.
    -He
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Cold Shoulder...

    He has nothing against bluefly.com or for that matter, he has no allegiance to shopbop.com. He just thinks shopbop.com is a better website. Sorry bluefly.com, your just the ugly daughter.

    Anyway, here is one of the worst interviews He has ever seen.

    "Can you switch shoulders? Are there any advantages to this kind of style?"

    Umm are you dumb? No really, are you dumb? You got to be kidding He right now. In case you don't know Kelly Cutrone, is a big wig in the fashion industry. She runs her own PR company and what not, yea great for her. Hey Kelly, you work in fashion shouldn't you be a little more prepared then this? You sound like it's your first day on the job. You have a smoking hot chick in front of the camera and you get diarrhea of the mouth. Might be time for He to step up behind the camera for some on the street interviews. What do you think?

    -He

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F*ck Fashion

RIP Michael Jackson...

    MJ is the only person who was able to pull off this look. Even though guys who wear the white socks and dress shoes only help make He look better, it's still horrible to see. Go spend the few bucks on some dress socks, it won't kill ya. Better then looking like a clown.
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Monday, August 17, 2009

Catch a piggy by his toe...

    Honestly, He can give two sh*ts about the colors you paint your nails. As long as they aren't gross and disguisting paint them whatever the hell color you want. He just thought he would point out that pink has become popular this summer. (pic from karlas closet)
    -He
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Golden...

    Chicks all over have started wearing these oversized gold watches. Here is where the problem lies. Have the girls wearing these watches bought them on canal street, the other half had daddy buy them. He's problem isn't so much the watch, not a horrible look, but the fact that girls are trying to look sophisticated by wearing some sh*tty $10 watch they bought on the street. He ain't buying it. (michael kors watch)
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It's an eclipse...

    He has nothing against people with some extra lbs, everyone needs lovin. But come on now, a little respect to everyone that has to walk by. Pull down your shirt, cover that flab up.
    -He

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Welcome Back

    He is gonna start this week off with a good look. He is really liking the boyfriend shirt and short shorts. She has the cork wedges that are all over the place this summer. Just look at the difference between her legs and the uglies next to her. This girls is the big Monday morning winner.
    -He

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Friday, August 14, 2009

Have a Great Weekend...

God Bless the Ass...

    Sorry ladies, this one is for the men out there...things of beauty need to be recognized. Honestly, men and women should be able to celebrate something like this together. Beautiful.
    -He
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Onesy...He doesn't think so...

    Unless your wearing a onesy with slippers attached at the feet, this isn't gonna cut it. One of the least attractive outfits He has seen in a while. Jumpers and rompers are hot, onesy not so much.
    -He
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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Elmo is that you?

He "Cs" You...

    He came across this "completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie" and couldn't believe it was real. The website for C String, claims you can "say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom."

    New freedom, are you kidding me here? He doesn't think for a second this was the kind of freedom women have been fighting for. Can someone explain to me how in the world the C-String stays there? He is no expert on phsyics, but something doesn't seem right. He can't imagine hooking up with a girl and finding out she had this on. Probably one of the least sexiest articles of lingerie ever invented.
    -He

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Black is not always a slimming color...

White Party...

    There are only a few weeks during the year a girl can wear white. These times need to be celebrated with outfits like this one pictured above. This jumpsuit/romper item is hot. For once this is an item that works extremely well with flip flops.
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Shoe of the Week...Report Shoes

    Booties heels are gonna make a strong appearance this fall. Why not get a pair that really make a statement. He is thinking a pair of these heels with some leggings is gonna look bangin. Even better probably with a mini skirt and these heels. WOW! (as a matter of fact, first girl to send me a picture of herself in that look, or something similar, will win a prize.)

    Shoes: Patent leather pointed-toe booties feature cutout sides and 4 buckled straps at the suede-covered ankle. Hidden zip at inner side. 1" hidden platform and 5" covered heel. 6" shaft. (shopbop) Some guys would love a shaft that size, and here you can get your own for a couple hundred bucks.
    -He
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The sky is falling...

    We read from left to right; and yet we are going to disect this picture from right to left. Lady in purple, stop stealing shirts from your daughter. You are not the same size!!

    Moving left to the elephant sized picnic table. Could she have three items that match any worse then the bag, the skirt and that top. In an effort to be "stylish" she squeezed her head into that headband. Oh God! He hasn't yet posted about how much he hates those wanna be hippie headbands, but just know they are bad, ande she doesn't help the cause.

    He has posted before about the high waist is a good look. Please keep in mind, just because something looks good on one person, doesn't garuntee its gonna look good on another. Case and point.
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Boyfriend Jeans...Yowza

    This is one of the best looks that has emerged this summer. Haters will argue that since the pants aren't tight,you don't get as good of a view of the girls body. True statement. However, some styles require some imagination. Additionally, many of the boyfriend jeans ride low, showing off more below belly button area then regular fit jeans. These jeans say that a girl likes to party. Woke up the next morning threw on a pair of jeans and is ready to go. Editors Note: Should be worn with heels for ultimate satisfaction. (picture from shopbop)
    -HeSource URL: http://tipstrickcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

He's just a little guy...

    He saw this guy the other day and broke out in laughter. Not only was this kid the short but his shorts were micro. Tool bag even has girls shoes on, and a Lunch Box. A f*cking lunch box man. Are you trying to look like a 12 year old boy? Because your succeeding and it sad.
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Is this shirt "HOT"????

Mass Transit

    He is live from public transportation this morning, to let you know that if He sees another woman putting on makeup he's gonna scream. Take an extra few minutes at home, take the next bus, train or plane. Do not ever put your make up on public transportation. Not only is it an instant turn off, but these locations are your f*cking bathroom. He swears he sees this shit go on constantly and hopes these women poke themselves in the eye and learn a lesson. Well one time He did see a chick drop powder all over herself, kept him laughing for quite sometime, she wasn't so happy. Act accordingly.
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Monday, August 10, 2009

Thank You...Kiki

    There is lingerie and then there is lingerie. This is the latter. Thank you Kiki De Montparnasse. Their lingerie is pricey, but class has a cost. Everything you need to satisfy your man and yourself. The above picture is great evidence; combining the sexy wife beater tank top and just taking it to a completely new level. Ladies there is no need to wait for a special occasion to suprise your man. (Picture from shopbop.com)
    -He

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Peter Pan is that you?

    This is unexplainable. He is dumbfounded by these pants. You gotta be on some real good drugs to put these on and walk out of the house. On second thought, He isn't sure that he would allow his girl to wear these in the house. It just goes to show, put any old sh*t in a box, put a name on it, and sure enough there will be someone dumb enough out there to buy it.
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Happy Monday...

    Horrible things He saw on the way to work this morning...
    1) Ass sweat marks on a large woman
    2) Underwear lines - granny underwear style
    3) Extremely large bruises on a chicks knees, only acceptable if she was working hard last night
    4) Paisley tie with a striped shirt - when did this become acceptable
    5) Nasty, gross, rotting toes in sandals

    Picture is not from this morning, however He thought it would be a nice picture to start the week off with

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Friday, August 7, 2009

At least she matches...

Naked Fashion...

    1 - Landing Strip - Acceptable if well maintained. Not too wide, not too long.
    2 - The Jungle - aka The Vomit Look - This is not an option, NEVER, EVER let it get to this level!
    3 - The V - It's okay, but He doesn't see a point to this one.
    4 - The Box - Just a dumb idea, next.
    5 - Shapes - Shapes and designs are cool. It is pretty impressive for a guy to get down there and see a heart or a letter, or some cool design. Props if you can pull this off. Again, must be maintained nicely.
    6 - Bare - Want to make your man happy, and in turn he'll make you happy. Go get yourself waxed. Shaving is nice for a Wednesday, but waxing takes it to a whole new level. If you are gonna shave, triple check to make sure you didn't miss a spot.
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